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Monday, June 29th 2009 @ 11:53:27 AM PST
WHY IS HE NOT SCREAMING AT ME TO BUY SOMETHING
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Monday, June 29th 2009 @ 12:20:56 PM PST
HI BILLY MAYS HERE. TIRED OF MY WIFE NOT SCREAMING IN HORROR *black and white montage of wife smiling at the supermarket* WELL LET HER FIND MY UNRESPONSIVE BODY SLUMPED OVER THE WII BOARD SHE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 07:26:53 AM PST
I almost bought a Shamwow at Petsmart.
That's not Billy Mays endorsed though, is it.
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 08:14:37 AM PST
No, that's his nemesis.
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 09:01:23 AM PST
shamwow is a hooker puncher
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 10:25:32 AM PST
Life is a limited-time offer.
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 10:28:55 AM PST
ive got a pretty hard head
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Tuesday, June 30th 2009 @ 07:51:34 PM PST
hahaha! we call 'em shampows now, though it wasn't billy. as i've now noticed was already clarified.
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Wednesday, July 1st 2009 @ 09:12:21 AM PST
this made me shed TEARS
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