We found masterpiece of outstanding journalism in the dumpster which is known as "Rolling Scone Magazine". I think this jurno should go back to night school..

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Calgary!! which is Guttermouth's next port of call on the "Tour de Canada 2012". "My wish list has been answered" claims drummer Phil Flamstien. "I aint never been there before" he said with steadfast anticipation which is optimistic considering he and his band's 8 hour drive from Kelowna along with a steady diet of A & W and Canada's finest wine. My assumtion is that they will pull thru the challenges ahead. What challenges are these you ask? Certainly they would be asking themselves the same thing.. If their magic 8 ball and ugie board cant steer them to victory, then one can only assume that this gaggle of musicians will have NO choice but to exploit their street smarts, whit, good looks, as well as their collective charisma, great hair and fashion sense (not to mention their outstanding chivalrous characteristics and appeal) to come perform in Calgary, AB @ Dicken's Pub on the 21st of August!!

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