Check out the merch categories below to see what's for sale. Note: We have a different selection of items available at our shows then what we sell on-line.

CDs	T-Shirts / Hoodies / Tank Tops
Hats & Misc. Gear	Folded & Rolled Posters

In the event the your item is not in stock, please make it easy on me and have a second choice. If there is a price difference. I can and will refund the difference, so don't be a dolt and pick something more expensive.

Stickers are free while supplies last. I have at least 10,000 of em'.

Outside the US please add $8.75.

Other Planets or The Lost City of Atlantis Please add $2.3 Million Franks and allow 4-5 light years for delivery.

Thanks,
The Guttermouth Mail Dept.